Boobs!

Hahaha Gotcha! I thought the word BOOBS might grab your attention. It's no surprise...people love boobs! It all starts during infancy when we crave boobies to survive. In the teen years, girls pray for the day their boobs start to bloom and boys pray for the day they finally get to see or touch their first pair boobs! You would think as we grow older the fascination might stop but it doesn't. Into adulthood, boobs are still an object of our affection. There are women who wish for bigger knockers, while others feel cursed with too much tit! Gay men love boobs because they want a pair of their own and straight men just want a pair in their mouth.

 

Why are boobs so amazing? Boobies make people smile. Maybe it’s because they’re so soft and pleasant to touch. Fake boobs can be hard at times but still fun to play with it. I also believe all great things come in pairs like arms, legs and eyes. Now that I think about it, boobs are kind of like a second pair of eyes people love to gaze at. Whatever you like to call them; Breasts, Fun Bags, Dirty Pillows, Hooters, Happy Sacs, or Honkers, everyone can agree, boobs pretty much rock.

 

My boobs have their own identity: LTTits! Just in the last week they've been groped by an R&B singer, my best girlfriend & another girlfriend. I'm hetero but I don't mind if girls want to check ‘em out. Why should I stop anyone from enjoying my tits? Sometimes my LTTits get in the way & people “accidentally” run or bump into them. They've been fondled and occasionally motorboated by babies, couples, cab drivers & tourist. My boobs are a wallet where I keep things like money, lighters, lip gloss, whatever. My LTTits are sort of like a baseball glove too. I can catch items with them like more money, popcorn, skittles, and even a cheerleader tumbling from the top of a human pyramid (yeah, that actually happened in high school). And one time, a gay man confessed he'd take pills to stay hard for me. Isn't that the sweetest thing ever! 

I normally wouldn't say this but sometimes size isn’t everything. All boobs are perfect - big and small. In porn, there are films featuring big ‘uns and tiny titties. This makes sense because not everyone wants big boobs. For those reading this with less tit, always remember your boobs are beautiful at any size! And for that matter, You’re Beautiful at Any Size!  Love, caress and protect your boobs because those tits are a woman’s family jewels!

 

I think the following quote/tweet from James Deen will wrap up my rant about racks nicely. 

 

James Deen: "boobs are so cool... i still am not sure why, but they are SOOOOOOO cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

XXX & Luv,

LT