JD & Me - A Ode to James Deen

2/7 is a special day for us Deenagers & to wish James Deen a Happy Birthday this year, I created a poem! I think it really expresses how he makes me feel! I hope you enjoy it! 

 JD & Me! 

 James Deen is 29 and oh so fine!
This man literally blows my mind!
Why? You ask & I take a huge gasp before I unleash my wrath! 
I know he’s a porn star & I don’t care!
I’ll follow this man anywhere! 
He opened up a part of me I thought had died!
And seeing him for the first time really opened my eyes! 
I guess it was the confidence I saw!
And ultimately, he was just so real & so raw!
I can’t deny those big blue eyes played a part, 
Of James Deen taking over my heart! 
I felt like a school girl with the biggest crush,
On a guy who gives me the most intense rush! 
I’ve spent hours & hours watching him do his thang
And every time he impresses me with the way he bangs!
Whether he’s taking on one girl or five!
He makes women’s vaginas come alive!  
But it’s not just that I love his big cock!
It’s his charisma, his attitude and his sweetness that really rocks! 
He’s down to earth even when he’s the biggest star!
And I’ve got a strong feeling that this kid is gonna go far! 
I love that he’s a baby panda, all cute & cuddly
But I also love when he’s all dominant, grunting & studly! 
He looks good butt naked or dressed up in Dior
And it's hard to deny him if he comes knocking on your back door ;)
I imagine the future and wonder whats next
For this man who loves fast cars, burritos, cats & sex!
I am mesmerized by this charm & good looks 
Swear James Deen will go down in the history books
As the man who changed the way we think about porn stars
He’s an innovative, risk-taker, not afraid to show us his scars!  
JD is damn sexy and adorably Jewcute 
And a talented man with an amazing skin flute :)
Maybe to some its weird to write an ode to this birthday boy!
But I had to express just how much this man brings me joy!  
Before you comment, please know all exclamation points are intended! 
I thought I’d say that first before this James Deen poem has ended! 

 XXX & Luv, 
LT
Ahhhhh...Memories
Meeeooowwww....Puuurrrrrrr!

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